Geek Professor Drops Rap Video, Tries to Dance

So I’ve got a lotta data But no time for any hater Got my multifacet model This is not a time to dawdle It computes in R, SPSS or SAS, say I’m great kiss my analytic [ahem] My moves are hot and Bayesian Dudes around me going crazy and I’m a goddess in a decision tree Haters models are precision-free Kanye West is clearly jealous Just like those Oxford fellas Cuz I got analytics And outcompute my critics.