Flight of the Conchords I’m not crying

(I’m not crying).... I’m not crying It’s just been raining On my face And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks Please. Please, don’t tell my mates I’m not crying No, I’m not crying And if I am crying It’s not because of you It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying That’s right, dying These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me I’ve just been cutting onions I’m making a lasagna For one Oh, I’m