“Joestar Jingle Bells” (A JoJo Christmas Parody)

Merry Christmas from the Joestar Family to you Original Lyrics: [Verse 1] Dashing through the snow To get to Ogre Street Dio poisoned Dad And now he wants my money Shit he killed him, how? What am I doing now?! HE’S BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE Fuck yeah, into the statue he fell down [Chorus] Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy Can’t understand, it’s the same stand Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy Can’t understand, it’s the same stand Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [Verse 2] JoJo died in a boat In 1889 Dio was there too But he is fine He stole his brother’s body He got to have a son But Giorno’s a Joestar And not a Brando cunt [Chorus] Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum’s a mockeryyyyy Can’t understand, it’s the same stand Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jingle bells, Dio sm