Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #26

The gang is back! The wheel must be spun three times to select videos for these men to watch! This is the 26th time we’ve spun the wheel and this time it’s no less embarrassing. Heavens help them! They’ve selected films that will test their limits as countless frauds who huckster and grift their way across the internet. These hollow clowns will attempt to breakdown them videos in the way no others can on the internet. Talk about old videos made for perverts, the elderly, and medical professionals. The mens will make jokes and live, laugh, love, eat and pray love as Rich Evans once again defies death another day. His soul is always being pulled towards Hell by our one and only lord and savior, Satan. Each episode of Best of the Worst takes a little piece of his once happy heart and replaces it with the black coal of the Devil’s shart. Poor Rich. He tries. He tries so hard to leave RLM, but that ass-clown Bauman and the other one (the dumb one) keep telling him he can’t go back to his other life as a suave international spy. Rich once had it all. Looks, money, fame, women, and success. Now, that is all the faded cloud of an elderly fart. Up in smoke as they say in Lubbock, Texas. Rich recently went into a deli and attempted to put his own face in a meat-grinder. This was an obvious, although odd, attempt at suicide. The incident was caught on a surveillance camera and appeared on the TLC program “Fools on Tape“ a show that laughs at the tragedy of others. He received no moneys for this appearance and is currently entangled in a lawsuit with the creators of the show. Rich was willing to ignore this injustice, but very much despised the fact that the show included a laugh track when his face was in the meat grinder. Despite all his personal challenges, Rich Evans appears in another episode of Best of the Worst. He endures the belittling drunken behavior of his “friend“ Mark and the problems a 45-year-old man must endure having to change his own diaper 8 times a day with only one working hand (injury). Colin from Canada also appears in this episode as happy and kind as ever. Colin was once again reminded that sitting next to Rich means a healthy waft of onions. And sitting across from Mike is the enteral stink of stale beer and wallpaper paste.