Dave Grohl for FreshPotix | It Works (kinda)

Consult your doctor before taking FRESHPOTIX. Side effects may include, but not limited to:  Severe Monkey Peen Violent Fits of Rage Towards Left-Handed People Extra Toe Urge to Found Your Own Colony Bald Ass Cyrusvirus (your voice changes to that of Billy Ray or Miley) Stomach Tail Peptic Waltzing Stool Entirely Made of Corn (Just a Cob) Oxford Commas Weeping Taint Echola Nose Chickens Uncontrollable Tattling Back Fro Plaid Lung Acid Washed Jeans Tinselscrote (Break out of Chistmas Tree Tinsel on Balls) Pauly Shore Visit for more. How do you know if you have a problem? Watch: #Freshpotix
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