Never Drinking Again

I believe it was Victor Hugo who said “go ahead, mix tequila and whiskey, see what happens.“ Download the MP3 on iTunes! Click here to subscribe! From Music by Trevor Cushman Lyrics by Jessica Poter Directed by Andrew Chittenden Lyrics: HOUSE OWNER Empty cans, a broken chair The smell of Popov fills the air My brain is wracked with morning haze How did these people trash my place I’m never drinking again. SICK GUY Huh. I don’t feel nearly as bad as I thought I would. I’m a champ among men and I... WHOOPS DUDE I have a girlfriend She is not her What happened last night Big f**ckin blur I’m not the kind of guy who cheats I swear But she’s not wearing underwear I hope we didn’t do much more