The Neon Genesis Evangelion Iceberg Explained

Yo! This is a story ’bout a boy named Shinji! Living in the flooded streets of New Orleans. Gendo, Shinji’s father, is a scientist, okay? So he built a GIANT ROBOT! For Shinji’s birthday! Shinji’s friend Rei knows how to bust a cap! (How to bust a cap!) When she’s not fighting aliens she’s taking a nap! Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost! Her country is responsible for the ho-lo-graphic map! Shinji said “Thanks Daddy, can I take it for a whirl? And use it to help my friends save the world?“ Now c’mon, Shinji! Let’s get this party on! And kick alien butt in your EVANGELION!!! Yo Shinji! Get in the robot! Your dad loves you! Get in the robot! The cockpit’s too small for a grownup! Kick some butt in your robot! Yo Shinji! Get in the robot! Your friends love you! Get in the robot! Aliens get scared when you show up! Kick their butt in your robot! Yo