Every Stellaris run in a Nutshell

Let’s be xenophobic, it’s really in this year Let’s find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear There’s no more cutesy stories ’bout E.T. phoning home Let’s learn to love our neighbors Like the Christians learned in Rome We know we ought to hate ’em; they’re different, you see We’ve seen they’re mean and ugly on movies and TV The folks that ought to know have told us how it’s got to be The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alien and V Let’s wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat We’ll serve ’em up a genocide they never will forget ’Cause if we miss a couple, they’ll breed a couple more And soon we’ll all be hating twice as many as before You see aliens can never be as good as humankind A more delightful race than us you’ll never ever find So step aside you star slime we’re ready for your worst! We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us Oppress us an