Battle of the Shampoo Bottles - LOLNEIN

IT’S NOW ON SPOTIFY, iTUNES AND OTHER STREAMING PLATFORMS! My Patreon: Thank you so much! :) This is based on one of my old comics: You can follow me on: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: Soundcloud: LYRICS: Shampoo holders Can’t contain this bottle I’m head and shoulders Like a bust of Aristotle You see i know bout grease Destroy dandruff with ease Yet my actual expertise Isn’t head, shoulders, or knees CHORUS We’re going for your toes Crushing one of those Is the intent And we’ve gotten pretty close We’re going down the drain To give you a flowing mane A lovely scent And a lot of pain Let’s get loreal You’re not really worth it That hair is an ordeal It’s called make ends meet not split That my label says tear-free Might be an inaccuracy But I don’t owe people who p In showers an apology CHORUS I’m not that posh I’m simple that’s alright Cause this off-brand body wash Will make you scream its name all night Don’t you think this little Piggy looks so brittle One small hit and it’ll Go to the hospital The bottle hops Near the edge And it drops Off the ledge Double flip As it flies Past the hip Past the thighs Hits the nail On its head Deafening wail Skin turns red Cheering fans Jury’s floored Giving tens Across the board CHORUS