Oh, Delilah: Chapter Three

With Thomas’ idiocy on full display, Delilah seeks true love online with the Custom Stumpjumper site. Customize Your Stumpjumper: It’s your Stumpjumper, your way. Pick your limited-edition frame color, wheel size, and suspension kit. Then, bring home your custom Stumpjumper in three weeks or less. Easy as peasy.