Philosoraptor Song

Happy New Year’s folks. Lub, Bucky Studios ---------- For the non-redditors: If you actually like this song, PM me I’ll toss you a link to a download. That’s whenever I decide to make it available for download. :P Thanks to those who helped! You know who you are. (= LYRICS: Is a key still a key if there’ nothing to unlock? Is a fly without wings called a walk? In 50 years from now, will retirement homes host LAN parties instead of bingo nights? Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? If being hipster became mainstream, what would hipsters be? If tomatoes are a fruit, isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie? If you identify a UFO, is it still a UFO? And what if Pinoccho said that “My nose will grow.“ Why is there Christmas on the Flintstones? If bookbags are used to carry books, what are handbags for? Why do we drive on parkways, and park o