Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) by Garfunkel and Oates

Riki “Garfunkel“ Lindhome and Kate “Oates“ Micucci sing about Riki’s recent experience on a go kart. Lyrics: Get on my go kart, strap myself in Rev up the engine let the fun begin Put my foot on the gas and I’m outta the gate But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates My body’s tingling from my head to my toes But the thing that’s really buzzing I hope nobody knows Cause I’m feeling kinda funny in a biblical way God damn it’s shaking hard on my Georgia O’Keefe bouquet I never guessed this trembling machine would Turn the motor on under my hood Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb Hope nobody notices I’m getting a lube job Don’t need no gentleman to start my engine Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension T