On My Vegan Shit
(had to reupload one last time with a higher quality mix)
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Written & Performed by Jon Mishner
Beat by Jon Mishner
Mixed & Mastered by Jeff Sojka
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LYRICS:
I’m on my vegan shit,
No more eatin’ meat n shit,
I switched to eatin’ wheat n shit,
Lentils, seeds n beans n shit,
Fuck the chicken, fish, eggs, dairy, beef n shit,
Now it’s tofu, tempeh, edamame, black eyed peas n shit, uh.
These are facts, I got new snacks,
Comin with the trail mix, the kale chips,
The roasted brussels sprouts with the sea salt, yeah bitch,
Avocado, dairy-free grilled cheese sandwich,
Mm, God damn, shit.
Fuck a ham sandwich,
Fuck a sloppy joe, fuck a tuna, fuck a manwich,
Take your chicken wings and put ‘em up your fuckin ass, bitch,
Take your rack of ribs and put ‘em in a fuckin casket,
Take your bacon eggs and put ‘em in the fuckin trash can,
Take your fish n chips and put ‘em back in the Atlantic,
I get all the protein that I need since you’re askin’,
Quinoa and some kidney beans, yeah that’s 30 grams kid.
If i
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