Barenaked Ladies - One Week - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: IT’S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID, I’M ANGRY FIVE DAYS SINCE YOU LAUGHED AT ME SAYIN’, GET THAT TOGETHER COME BACK AND SEE ME THREE DAYS SINCE THE LIVIN’ ROOM I REALISED, IT’S ALL MY FAULT BUT COULDN’T TELL YOU YESTERDAY YOU’D FORGIVEN ME BUT IT’LL STILL BE TWO DAYS ’TIL I SAY, I’M SORRY HOLD IT NOW AND WATCH THE HOODWINK AS I MAKE YOU STOP, THINK YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT AQUAMAN I SUMMON FISH TO THE DISH ALTHOUGH I LIKE THE CHALET SWISS I LIKE THE SUSHI ’CAUSE IT’S NEVER TOUCHED A FRYIN’ PAN HOT LIKE WASABI WHEN I BUST RHYMES BIG LIKE LEANN RIMES BECAUSE I’M ALL ABOUT VALUE BERT KAEMPFERT’S GOT THE MAD HITS YOU TRY TO MATCH WITS YOU TRY TO HOLD ME BUT I BUST THROUGH GONNA MAKE A BREAK AND TAKE A FAKE I’D LIKE A STINKIN’, ACHIN’ SHAKE I LIKE VANILLA IT’S THE FINEST OF THE FLAVOURS GOTTA SEE THE SHOW ’CAUSE THEN YOU’LL KNOW THAT VERTIGO IS GONNA GROW ’CAUSE IT’S SO DANGEROUS YOU’LL HAVE TO SIGN A WAIVER HOW CAN I HELP IT IF I THINK YOU’RE FUNNY WHEN YOU’RE MAD TRYIN’ HARD NOT TO SMILE THOUGH I FEEL BAD I’M THE KIND OF GUY WHO LAUGHS AT A FUNERAL CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN WELL, YOU SOON WILL I HAVE A TENDENCY TO WEAR MY MIND ON MY SLEEVE I HAVE A HISTORY OF TAKIN’ OFF MY SHIRT IT’S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME THREW YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR AND SAID, YOU’RE CRAZY FIVE DAYS SINCE YOU TACKLED ME I’VE STILL GOT THE RUG BURNS ON BOTH MY KNEES IT’S BEEN THREE DAYS SINCE THE AFTERNOON YOU REALISED, IT’S NOT MY FAULT NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON YESTERDAY YOU’D FORGIVEN ME AND NOW I SIT BACK AND WAIT ’TIL YOU SAY, YOU’RE SORRY CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN YOU HAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR BRAIN STOPS TICKIN’ WATCHIN’ X-FILES WITH NO LIGHTS ON WE’RE DANS LA MAISON I HOPE THE SMOKIN’ MAN’S IN THIS ONE LIKE HARRISON FORD I’M GETTIN’ FRANTIC LIKE STING, I’M TANTRIC LIKE SNICKERS GUARANTEED TO SATISFY LIKE KURASAWA I MAKE MAD FILMS ’KAY, I DON’T MAKE FILMS BUT IF I DID THEY’D HAVE A SAMURAI GONNA GET A SET O’ BETTER CLUBS GONNA FIND THE KIND WITH TINY NUBS JUST SO MY IRONS AREN’T ALWAYS FLYIN’ OFF THE BACK-SWING GOTTA GET IN TUNE WITH SAILOR MOON ’CAUSE THAT CARTOON HAS GOT THE BOOM ANIME BABES THAT MAKE ME THINK THE WRONG THING HOW CAN I HELP IT IF I THINK YOU’RE FUNNY WHEN YOU’RE MAD TRYIN’ HARD NOT TO SMILE THOUGH I FEEL BAD I’M THE KIND OF GUY WHO LAUGHS AT A FUNERAL CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN YOU SOON WILL I HAVE A TENDENCY TO WEAR MY MIND ON MY SLEEVE I HAVE A HISTORY OF LOSIN’ MY SHIRT IT’S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME DROPPED YOUR ARMS TO THE SIDES AND SAID, I’M SORRY FIVE DAYS SINCE I LAUGHED AT YOU AND SAID YOU JUST DID, JUST WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DO THREE DAYS SINCE THE LIVIN’ ROOM WE REALISED WE’RE BOTH TO BLAME BUT WHAT COULD WE DO YESTERDAY YOU JUST SMILED AT ME ’CAUSE IT’LL STILL BE TWO DAYS ’TIL WE SAY WE’RE SORRY IT’LL STILL BE TWO DAYS ’TIL WE SAY WE’RE SORRY IT’LL STILL BE TWO DAYS ’TIL WE SAY WE’RE SORRY BIRCHMOUNT STADIUM HOME OF THE ROBBIE