Chas And Dave - The Sideboard Song - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: MOTHER PHONED UP LAST NIGHT SHE WAS GOIN’ SPARE SHE WAS IN A TEMPER PULLIN’ OUT HER HAIR YOUR SISTER’S COURTIN’ A SCRUFFY-LOOKIN’ TED FATHER DON’T GIVE A MONKEYS AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I SAID TO ME MOTHER LET ME HAVE A TALK TO DAD SO, HE COMES TO THE TELEPHONE HE WASN’T HALF MAD SAYS SHE’S GOT NO SENSE THE SILLY LITTLE COW AND IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE THERE’S GONNA BE A ROW I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’LL TELL YA SOMETHING ELSE AND ALL HE’S NEVER GOT A JOB HE HANGS AROUND THE BETTIN’ SHOP THE LAZY LITTLE YOB MOTHER SAYS CALM DOWN, DAD HE’S ALRIGHT BUT THEY’RE OUT THERE SNOGGIN’ IN THE PASSAGE ALL NIGHT I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE YOU’D THINK HE WAS A TRAMP WITH THE STUBBLE ON HIS CHIN HE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT THE CAT’S BROUGHT IN NEVER GOT NO MONEY SMOKES ALL MY FAGS GOT HOLES IN HIS SOLES AND HE’S HANGIN’ IN RAGS ON TOP OF THAT HE SAID TO TELL YOU WHY I’VE GOT THE ’UMP SHE HAD A SKINNY LITTLE BELLY NOW IT’S STICKIN’ OUT THE FRONT THERE’S NOTHING SEEMS TO FIT HER, SHE’S BEEN RUNNIN’ OUT OF CLOTHES AND IF HE’S BEEN TAKIN’ LIBERTIES TO PUNCH HIM ON THE NOSE BUT I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE I GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE SIDEBOARD HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE SIDEBOARD HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE I GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE I’VE GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE I GOT MY BEER LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT I DON’T CARE IF HE COMES ’ROUND HERE