Alan Jackson - A Million Ways To Die - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: COWBOYS AND PIONEERS COME LEND YOUR EYES AND EARS I’VE GOT THE NEED TO TESTIFY DON’T TRY TO BUILD YOUR NEST OUT IN THE OPEN WEST ’CAUSE THERE’S A MILLION WAYS TO DIE SIX BULLETS IN THE GUT OR JUST A PAPER CUT TOO MANY WAYS TO QUANTIFY THEY’LL CUT YOUR ANKLE OFF TO CURE A MINOR COUGH ’CAUSE THERE’S A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IT’S A HUNDRED AND ONE IN THE SHADE OF THE SUN IF YOU FALL ASLEEP, YOU FRY YOU CAN LIVE LIKE A SAINT BUT THERE JUST REALLY AIN’T NO AVOIDIN’ A MILLION WAYS TO DIE... SMALLPOX AND BIGGER POX AND DEADLY TOMAHAWKS OR GOD FORBID YOU STEAL A PIE THEY’LL BLAST YOU INTO SHARDS FOR BEIN’ GOOD AT CARDS ’CAUSE THERE’S A MILLION WAYS TO DIE OUT ON THE DESERT PLAINS IT HARDLY EVER RAINS AND YOU CAN HEAR COYOTES CRY THEY’LL EAT YOU UP AND THEN THEY’LL S##T YOU OUT AGAIN ’CAUSE THERE’S A MILLION WAYS TO DIE WITH A WHOOSH AND A WHACK THERE’S A KNIFE IN YOUR BACK ’CAUSE YOU GOT A FANCY TIE IT’S A KICK IN THE PANTS BUT YOU DON’T HAVE A CHANCE OF ESCAPIN’ A MILLION WAYS TO DIE... A MILLION WAYS TO DIE.....