Max Bygraves - Fings Ain’t Wot They Used To Be - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: THEY’VE CHANGED OUR LOCAL PALAIS INTO A BOWLIN’ ALLEY AND FINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE THERE’S TEDS WITH DRAINPIPE TROUSERS AND DEBS IN COFFEE HOUSES AND FINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE THERE USED TO BE TRAMS NOT VERY QUICK GOT YA FROM PLACE TO PLACE BUT NOW THERE’S JUST JAMS HALF A MILE THICK STAY IN THE HUMAN RACE I’M WALKIN’ THEY STUCK PARKIN’ METERS OUTSIDE OUR DOORS TO GREET US NOW FINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE COR, MONKEYS FLYIN’ ’ROUND THE MOON WE’LL BE UP THERE WITH ’EM SOON FINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE ONCE OUR BEER WAS FROTHY BUT NOW IT’S FROTHY COFFEE WELL, FINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE IT USED TO BE FUN DAD AND OLD MUM PADDLIN’ DOWN SOUTHEND BUT NOW IT AIN’T DONE NEVER MIND, CHUM PARIS IS WHERE WE SPEND OUR OUTINGS GRANDMA TRIES TO SHOCK US ALL DOING KNEES UP ROCK ’N’ ROLL FINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE WE USED TO HAVE STARS SINGERS WHO SUNG A DIXIE MELODY THEY’RE BUYING GUITARS PLINKETY PLONK BACKIN’ THEMSELVES WITH THREE CHORDS ONLY ONCE WE’D DANCE FROM TWELVE TO THREE I’VE GOT NEWS FOR ELVIS P FINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO DID THE LOT, WE USED TO FINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE.....