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My name is Link y’all Im straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school. I’m bringin you a laid back summertime jam Hold on a minute Link Hey what’s up Old Man? I see that you’re embarking on another epic quest You’re gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess But you’ll need a magic weapon that’ll never ever miss It’s dangerous to go alone take this Oh thanks old man that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice Though I’ve never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh God that’s not a sword it’s your dick in disguise Yes I can’t lie I have painted my shween Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean Wait a minute Link don’t leave the cave, where do you think you’re going This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you’re blowing That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose I’ve gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove Wait this isn’t Ganon’s lair, I’m in Liberty City This place looks just like P