[English sub] Marxism is a little sweet - Taiwanese/Chinese socialist inspirational parody song

Original video: Artist Pixiv: Artist Twitter: Special thanks to: Kaiju San, beegoof, Kogumama, and my mom for translating, and to cpux86 for typesetting! I translated to the best of my ability, trying to keep the original intent of the verses alive while also trying to insert the nuance from the Chinese version. It’s not perfect, by a wide margin. It is, however, leagues ahead of simply using direct machine translation. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy. Thank you! Workers of the world, unite, under the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism(-Maoism)! At 3:11 there is a typo. Pls no bulli