The Italian Man Who Went To Malta...

The Italian Man Who Went To Malta: One day Imma gonna to Malta to bigga hotel. In the morning, I go downe to eate breakfast. I telle waitress: I wanna 2 pieces of toast. She brings me only 1 piece. I telle: I want 2 piece. She says: Go to the toilet I say: You no understand, I wanna 2 piece on the my plate. She say: You better not piss on the plate you son of a bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she calle me a son of a beach. Later... I go to eate to the bigga restaurant. The waitress bri