Humans Are Monkeys

There are billions of galaxies in the observable universe. And each of them contains hundreds of billions of stars. In one of the galaxies, orbiting one of these stars. Lies a little blue planet. And this planet is run by a bunch of monkeys... Now these monkeys don’t think of themselves as monkeys. They don’t even think of themselves as animals. In fact, they love to list all the things that they think separate them from the animals. Opposable thumbs, self awareness... They use words like Homo Erectus an