Tripping the Rift - You wanna Put that Where

When he finds a spilled load of G-Y Jelly in space, enterprising Chode tries to sell it at Governor McJersey’s Annual Back Room Ball on the gay planet, Fabulous Heaven. But when Chode and Six get caught having forbidden hetero-sex at the gay affair, they’re hauled off to jail to await their fate. First, though, the Governor wants to know what’s so great about straight sex. When Code’s graphic description gets an obvious rise out of McJersey, he sees a way to blackmail the “outed” official - a fantasy fling with Six in exchange for the purchase of 10,000 tubes of G-Y Jelly. The sex with Six is sublime, but when it’s over, the guilt-ridden Governor opts to stay in the closet, have Six and Chode executed, and go back to his comfy lie of a life. As the hetero-pair is led through the town square in shackles, T’Nuk spots the Governor ogling Six with his ‘man eyes’. An idea brewing, she radios Whip to beam down Chode’s porn stash, then plants the nasty photos on the Governor’s podium. Gus turns on a fan; the papers sail into the crowd; and the Governor’s cover is blown. But Chode is left with 10,000 tube of minty lubricant to unload.