"The JoJo Villain Jingle Bells" (A JoJo Christmas Song Parody)

Performed & Edited by: Riverdude Covers Written by: Chase Hukill Lyrics [DIO] Dashing through the snow To poison my new dad It was so flawless, The best plan that i’d had But my adopted bro Went and bust my lip The next thing that you know HEW BLEW UP THE ENTIRE SHIP (BOOM) Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say [PUCCI] Locked her in a cell To lure out Jolyne’s Dad So I could steal his stand The Best plan that I’ve had And then I sped up time The universe reset Stupid kid stole my CD’s I should’ve used Cassette Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!