The Wee Man Vs Mako (Chip Shop Rap Battle)

LYRICS The Wee Man Mmmmm taste the fishy flavour, Settle doon buddy I’m doin’ you a favour, You’re like a hairy bitch that’s goin’ into labour, Nurse! Fetch my razor, think I’ll have to shave her! Got a hunch you think your lunch, Is dining out the healthy way, You canny munch a pizza crunch, And call it one of your five a day. Put the fish on the dish, before you get much fatter, I’ve haddock up to here with you, I don’t want to hear your patter, Be COLLIDING with you fast enough to make you ANTI-MATTER, HADRON if I were you, I’m conCERNed you’ll get battered. You’ll need to find another fried cuisine distributor, Cos of the chip on my shoulder I’ll administer, Portions of aggravated assault and vinegar, Man it’s hard to rhyme words similar to vinegar. Mako What the hells your problem mucker, dont be standing next to me you stink of pee