Tale Of The Tongan Ninja - Jemaine Clement

Tale Of The Tongan Ninja Performed By Jemaine Clement Composed By Jemaine Clement, Bret McKenzie, Stephen Roche & David Donaldson Featured In The Movie ’’Tongan Ninja’’ A stories told where the sand is gold and it’s never cold The tale of the Tongan Ninja (The Tongan Ninja) Feet so fast, like a dynamite blast, ’cept on your ass Talkin’ bout the Tongan Ninja (The Tongan Ninja) One day he went swimming with his father But his father was eaten by piranhas They ate him like we eat bananas But then a ’’wham’’ and a ’’pow’’ Sione for now, survived somehow And a ’’whack’’ and a ’’bam’’, swam back to the land And was found by the hand of Mr Magasaki Who trained him in ninjutsu, he kick and punch and flip So because he was a Tongan and he was a ninja he adopted the name; The Tongan Ninja He’ll kick your head, and with the other leg he’ll make his bed