Welcome to the Internet - A Spamton Inspired Cover

DON’T YOU WANT TO BE A BIG SHOT [Internet Celebrity]? NOW YOU CAN! Happy Belated Spamton Plush Weed Day or something idk something something striking while the eating’s good idk If you can figure out all the references then please get a hobby ya gremlin ~~~~~ Art by one Anatthema Pepis Chorus by Meg HEY [dearly beloved gathered here today] YOU LIKE MUGS? GO GET YOU A MUG JUST LIKE THE ONE IN THE VIDEO!!!1! THAT’D BE A PRETTY [B I G S H O T] MOVE!!1!