The Highway - Dr. Quarantine’s Lonely Hearts Club (antisong)
According to the Internet Papyrus
We are attacked by coronavirus.
I’ve never seen this awful beast before,
And I wouldn’t want it to knock at my door.
I don’t know how to write songs,
But I can say, this virus is worse than dirty socks.
We are ghosts living in ghost towns.
COVID’s like a thief who’d sneaked into your house.
Picnics and rock gigs, football matches and bowling,
Swinger nights and pubs... Everything was stolen.
I don’t know how to write songs,
But I can say, this virus is worse than shit o