Arstotzkan Anthem - stand now (or be shot).
Let’s Play Papers, Please -
Original theme by Lucas Pope.
Rearranged theme, lyrics by MetalCanyon.
LYRICS:
Arstotzka
Arstotzka greatest country in the world.
If you want to get in
you will need to bring your papers
and your passport.
If you forge, if you lie, if you cheat you will be detained.
You can not, I repeat, you can not
fool us here on post.
Next.
Arstotzka
Arstotzka better than Kolechia.
They are stupid and foolish and silly little rats.
Filthy rats.
We have tanks, we have bombs, we have guns
we have glory too.
There is no cowardly enemy that can bother us.
Boom.
Arstotzka
Arstotzka medicine is best in world.
If you’re sick, if you sneeze, or you need another heart.
Or a lung.
We have doctors who will make you feel almost no pain.
If you scream, then they know that you are very much alive.
Ouch.
Arstotzka
Arstotzka have best football team in world.
They kick balls, they kick arse, they kick everything you see.