Vasily Ivanovich is very dissatisfied. Joke/#humor #jokes #cool
Vasily Ivanovich is very dissatisfied. Joke
Vasily Ivanovich and Petka are sitting, drinking.
After the third glass
Petka asks Chapaev:
- Vasily Ivanovich, can you drink half a liter of moonshine without snacks?
- Of course I can, Petka! That I’m a gentle bourgeois or what?
- What about a litre?
— And a liter I can!
— A bucket of moonshine?
- Well, according to the mood, but in good company, perhaps I can.
- Well, can you do a barrel of pervacha?
- No, Petka, I can’t master the barrel. But I’ll drink a lot!
Village. Night. Everybody sleeps.
And suddenly a drunken Vasily Ivanovich tumbles into the hut and yells with all his might, while waving his saber:
- I’ll cut it, you bastards!
Petka answers lying on the stove, stretching and yawning:
- And who drives?
Petka runs to Chapaev and asks:
- Vasily Ivanovich, and if the squadron jumps to the elections, then where should the commander be - in front or behind?
- You are a fool, Petka! .. The commander must run.
General construction. Anki is not. Vasily Ivanovich yells:
- Anka! Anka, where are you, motherfucker!
Anka appears.
Chapaev irritably:
“You’ll be late again, contra, I’ll put cancer in front of the whole system and fuck you!”
- Yes, you, Vasily Ivanovich, only promise ...
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