Something Weird The Body Beneath

“What is America? What is it made of? Pimps, prostitutes, religious fanatics! They’re the scum of the earth!“ proclaims a shrieking vampire -- apparently Queen Elizabeth I herself -- in ANDY MILLIGAN’s odd and eccentric The Body Beneath. Worried that his family’s “bloodline is deteriorating,“ prissy preacher Algernon Ford, a centuries-old bloodsucker with an uppity attitude (and played by GAVIN REED as a sort of bargain-basement Ernest Thesiger), returns to England, rents Carfax Abbey (wink, wink), and wipe