Police Squad

-And when was the first time you noticed something was wrong? -Well, when l first heard the shot, and as l turned, Jim fell. -He’s the teller, Frank. -What, Jim Fell’s the teller? -No, Jim Johnson. -Who’s Jim Fell? -He’s the auditor, Frank. -He had the flu, so Jim filled in. -Phil who? -Phil Din. -He’s the night watchman, Frank. -lf only Phil had been here. -Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell. -No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill. -Okay, then after he shot the teller, you shot Twice. -No, l only shot once. -Twice is the hold-up man. -Then l guess l did shoot Twice. -So now you’re changing your story. -No, l shot Twice after Jim fell. -You shot Twice and Jim Fell? -No, Jim fell first, and then l shot Twice once. -Who fired twice? -Once. -He’s the owner of the tyre company, Frank. -Okay. -Wunce is the owner of the tyre company and he fired Twice. -Then, Twice shot the teller once. -Twice. -And Jim fell and then you fired twice. -On