Something Weird The White Gorilla

Ever wonder how it feels to run around in an ape suit shaking branches, kicking up dust, and beating your chest in a “B“ movie? Watching The White Gorilla is the closet you’ll probably come to finding out, because after about five minutes you’ll feel like you’re trapped with a broken zipper inside a very hairy cinematic experience. It makes White Pongo look like The English Patient. To tell the story of an African guide (RAY “CRASH“ CORRIGAN) who encounters a chubby little boy lording over a tribe of savage