Turkey in the Straw

Went out to milk and I didn’t know how I milked the goat instead of the cow A monkey sittin’ on a pile of straw A-winkin’ at his mother-in-law Chorus Turkey in the straw (ha-ha-ha) Turkey in the straw (he-he-he) Roll ’em up and twist ’em up A high tuck a-haw And hit ’em up a tune called Turkey in the Straw I came to the river and I couldn’t get across So I paid five dollars for a big bay hoss Well, he wouldn’t go ahead and he wouldn’t stand still So he went