Modern Gaming.

Exaggerated, but still impassioned. Modern Gaming isn’t fun, it’s an obligation. It’s a dystopic hellscape bastardizing the things we once found enjoyable about video games, and this video is a cathartic take on exactly why that feeling of resentment towards this new wave of entertainment exists within a lot of people who grew up gaming in the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, or early 2000’s. This is a comedic video essay on the state of modern gaming. Strap in. it’s not going to agree with you. I leave out some context occasionally for the sake of the joke. It’s ok, everything is fine. Please don’t be upset. Follow me on twitter: Shout out to the Biggest Problem In the Universe podcast. Lots of funny bantz on that show. Sampled them during the bit where Sony and Nintendo call me to bitch me out: 00:00 - Intro 01:41 - AAA Games Hate you 03:35 - You keep buying it 04:09 - Matchmaking is dumb now 06:20 - It takes the latter half of your adolescent years for Call of Duty to install 06:40 - Remasters 08:42 - Nintendo and Sony should support their back catalog 10:24 - All Playstation games are C-tier AMC dramas 11:58 - New original IPs are literally just Biomutant 5.5/10 13:05 - Ubisoft 15:13 - Far Cry 1,000,000,000 16:18 - Valve, where are you? 19:51 - EA squandered the EA Sports BIG brand 23:26 - Not enough easy to pick up, easy to master games 25:05 - Every Indie game is a color-blocked low-poly roguelike. 25:18 - All games are still made for PS2 26:07 - Digital sales are complete trash 27:06 - I don’t like Discord 27:36 - Gaming is now a job 28:11 - Final thoughts Sound Effect Sources: sword draw: guitar solo: sad violin: boom: elevator music: wow: applause: kazoo: door open: Music Sources: Kazoos Of The Valkyries by Alexander Nakarada | Music promoted by Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) Wild Strawberry by Purrple Cat | Music promoted by Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported Island from the Crash Twinsanity Soundtrack For the SEO or w/e: why does fall guys have a battlepass grind for cat ears halo call of duty fall guys battle pass ea sports big ssx NBA street NFL street matchmaking sucks Ubisoft far cry assassins creed video games suck now gaming sucks now gaming isn’t fun gaming used to be great golden era of gaming best gaming era gaming obligation discord bpd game ui game ux Modern Game UI sucks Modern Gaming UI Sucks Modern Gaming UX Live service games suck Live service UI/UX modern video games modren games modern game modern gamign modern gaming modern gaming rant gaming rant modern gaming video essay modern gaming comedy essay modern gaming it’s over modern gaming essay modern gaming in a nutshell Modern gaming sucks