I still like TF2.
This song is a parody of Bo Burnham’s ’Welcome to the Internet’ -
Available on:
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And anywhere and everywhere you’re listening.
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Lyrics:
Welcome to Team Fortress
Have a look around
Anything the internet has shown you can be found
We’ve got update-sized updates
Some better, some worse
If none of it makes sense to you
You wouldn’t be the first
Welcome to Team Fortress
Please select a class
Would you like to buy some taunts
Or pay a fee to talk in chat?
There’s a few things to tweak first
This view’s not the best
Just go online and you can find out the rest
Welcome to Team Fortress
I don’t mean to deter
Use a weapon that you like
And then be called a racial slur
Be friendly, be angry
Be filled with dismay
Our own developers don’t want us to play
Welcome to Team Fortress
For content, we’re on top
Watch reactions, watch the drama
Watch the analytics drop
We’ve got hoovies and boxspies
And fresh new installs
And a bunch of lazy clipart skins
With neon colours that’ll make your eyes bleed
Welcome to Team Fortress
Hold on to your hats
’Cus a random guy is spamming links
To scam sites in the chat
There are aimbots and pockets
And full Engie teams
Don’t look at me, I just came here from the memes
See a man get headshot
Push the payload, kick a bot
Go get balanced to the RED team
Whether you like it or not
Buy balloons or magic brooms
Or spread some rumours ’bout YouTubers
Or unbox unusual bloomers
Attempt humorous manoeuvres on the-
Here’s a forty-dollar hat
The market’s on the rise
Here’s a weapon you’ve already found a hundred-thousand times
How would you rate your last game?
Like we give a shit
Your killstreak would look better if it
Had a random crit
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time?
Casual is a casualty
And burnout is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time?
Casual is a casualty
Complaining is a crime
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything and
All of the time
Thank you.
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