10,000 Hours (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

This one’s for the ramp players. Announcing a Patreon! LYRICS: Do love to ramp? Does it make you dance When you got twenty lands on the table? Does it make you smile When you’ve got more islands Than the Philippines? When you close your eyes Tell me what are you dreaming? Everything I want to know it all I’d spend 10,000 mana And 10,000 more I would cast Hydroid Krasis for 10,004 And I might never get there But I’m gonna try If it’s 10,000 mana or reducing your life I choose Azusa Oooh Don’t you want to win? See Day 2 begin? No, I just wanna make more mana Win a lot of games? Make the Hall of Fame? No, that’s not for me When you close your eyes Tell me what are you dreaming? Everything I want to know it all I’d spend 10,000 mana And 10,000 more I would cast Stonecoil Serpent for 10,000 for sure And I might never get there But I’m gonna try If it’s 10,000 mana or reducing your life I choose Azusa Oooh Fetching mountains and forests, plains, islands and swamps Oooh