Stewie’s final thoughts (comedy)

Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. Excerpt from “The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou“ From “Family Guy“ (Season 5 / Episode 11 / Air date: 2007-02-18) Written by: Mark Hentemann SQUIGGLY LINE by Stewie Griffin Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it’s alright, you are forgiven. Find out more about squiggly lines: