Titanic: Abridged!

JACK! ROSE! JACK! ROSE! Thanks to my brother, Matt, for the inspiration. Hardcore Celine fans may want a copy of this ultra-rare version of “My Heart Will Go On“: For more info, and to suggest vote for things for me to abridge, pop on over to HEEWWWWWWWYYYYYYYTumblr: SHHOOOOOOBBBOOOOOAAAATwitter: FFFAAAAACCCIIIDDDDUDIDIDIDIDILILILIPBOOK: x