Something Weird Pagan Island

Shipwrecked sailor William Stanton (EDWARD DEW who doesn’t like shirts) washes ashore Pagan Island and finds himself the only man among a tribe of semi-naked man hating women: “He use words I no understand. He say I built like small brick house!“ After a ceremony in front of their idol -- a big goofy statue with a funny monster face -- the gals get Stanton drunk, tie him up, and hang him upside down to die: “You are White Man! White Man is no good!“ But--uh oh -- when a “war canoe with warriors from other i