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Music video for “BLUE VELVETTE“ by Cancer Merchant FREE MP3: produced & performed by Daveo Mathias ft. David Lynch shot by Harold Camping sample: “Blue Velvet“ by Bobby Vinton footage: Blue Velvet & Twin Peaks, directed by David Lynch no © infringe intended. for promotional motives only. go buy every David Lynch DVD and Bobby Vinton album you can find!!! LYRICS: Blue velvet bitch bleeding on a lost highway Dude I’m David Lynch cuz I see everything my way Dude this shit’s a cinch I’ll have the film finished by Friday With subtitles transcribed for screenings in Taipei Yeah I’m a world renowned weirdo Don’t drive a Lambo, though, I steer my John Deere slow And keep my story straight like the United States And ignore extensive histories of murder and rape Cuz the grass might be greener but its grotesque underneath It’s all got me going Gonzo like my name was Hunter T. And fear and loathing are the only fabrics in our clothing Making every Ms. a mystery, and I really like to know things I’m stuck in one of Reagan’s bad acid trips Where George Jr. snorts white stripes off his flaccid dick And Lyndon B. is dropping LSD in the Prez’s seat Getting blown away by the CIA like Kennedy So let’s smoke Bud Holly with Salvia Dali And masturbate to Marilyn while she munches on some mollies While these candy colored clowns chug coffee compulsively That’s just life in Lumberton, surrounded by some wholesome trees I guess I’m avant garde with a dash of old school But who’s dick I gotta dry hump to start winning some gold dudes? The Oscars are a sham, its all just glitz and glam So I sent mine in to Cash 4 Gold & got paid by the gram But I’m still kickin’ it at Cannes like no one else can The only American dream with flocks of French fans So lend me your ears, and I ain’t talking Van Gogh One hit will make you trip, but it takes two to tango Cerebral surrealist writing screenplays in my sleep In dreams you walk with me while I leapfrog sheep But all I’m really trying to do is see those Twin Peaks Then leave her lying next to Laura wrapped up in sheets of.... [Blue Velvette...] Yeah they say that I’m not normal but normal’s weird to me Like a million motherfuckers watching Transformers 3 I’ve seen Jeffrey getting beaten by Daddy and his friends But its somehow more disturbing watching Two & Half Men I’m David Foster Wallace chatting with Charlie Rose Explaining simple shit you’d think a host would know But I’m just full of beans, but the beans is where its at So I’m blowing more steam than that fucking bitch Barack I get Frank in the Booth, call me Dennis Hip-Hopper Is it me, or does that performance kinda remind me of your father? A fragile little boy filled with decades of abuse Embodiment of America, fuck anything that moves But I’m just one of the goons like a young Jack Nance Sippin’ Pabst, taking hits off the oxygen masks While I’m chewing on my favorite gum, I’m oh so in style Getting sex in the city and the sticks like Kyle Maybe MacLachan and my glock can spray your apartment With lead til those landlords stop charging that hard rent And Bill O’Reilly’s got a bullet making him look Hindi He might be braindead but still finds ways to offend me Baby wants to fuck - I swear, I’m so Sigmund Making Rosselini touch my weinie in front of her shit son And Laura Dern’s all concerned plus she’s got a b.f. But he don’t treat her right like an animatronic T-Rex She might be filled with secrets but I’m tryna top her off While she tips me off to clues and disobeys her pops In a blood red room while midgets breakdance backwards Asking whats a beetle in the mouth of a black bird? Singing in the dead of night, but not making a sound Like any tree that topples outside my home town Yo the Empire ain’t Inland, we outsourced it elsewhere But you’ll never fucking see it like universal health care So let’s toast to fucking and it better be polite Or they’ll take me for a ride that leaves me red, blue, and white But even though I’m getting paid at excremental rates Its enough to keep me chillin’ in that transcendental state