Something Weird Honeymoon of Terror

Some newlyweds go to Niagara Falls. Some to Hawaii. But Frank and Marion spend their Honeymoon of Terror on a deserted island being chased by a psychotic, hornier than-hell lumberjack. Though they spend their wedding night at a Vegas motel, Marion wants to honeymoon someplace “where they can be completely alone.“ Frank suggests Thunder Island, a deserted isle in the middle of a lake which, conveniently, is “miles from nowhere.“ They then get a case of first-night jitters so cute and cloying that you’ll be p