FABULOUS - METTATON SONG - UNDERSONG BACKSTAGE! (ORIGINAL UNDERTALE MUSICAL)

You’ll be fabulous, just like me! It’s the scratch track for “Fabulous“! Patreon: Discord: Voiced, Written, Composed and Scored by me (Scratch Track) From UNDERSONG: Our Story’s With Your Heart Lyrics: VERSE 1: STANDARD/GAMESHOWY Hey there, Darling! Nice to meetcha! Have a seat right there! Hope you’re good at quizzes, kid, cos guess what? We’re on air (we’re on air we’re on air!) Time to test your your resistance to electricity! So if ya wanna live to go on to answer carefully! Question one: Name all the ways I’m insignificant and small? Go on ’s right! You can’t! The answer is none at all (none at all none at all!) You sure are on a roll, darling! But the questions are gonna get hard! I can’t say you’ll survive, but even if you get real charred! Be fabulous Real fabulous It’s really good for our viewer ratings on MTT! Answer ’em super quickly or take a while The important thing is to do it with style Then you will be fabulous, just like meee! VERSE 2: LOTS OF FANCY PIZZACATO/COOKING SHOW Hey there, Darlin’! Did’ja miss me? C’mere, have a look Hope you’re good at bakin’ kid, cos guess what? Time to cook (time to cook time to cook!) Grab what’s on the counter and we’ll give this cake that MTT shine! Add the right amount or it won’t look tasty enough to call mine! Now, we’ll add YOUR SOUL to the mix... *ALPHYS INTERRUPTS, NOT SINGING* ALPHYS: NO! Erm, what if the audience is vegan? MTT: *DARE* you interrupt my BIG NUMBER?! ALPHYS: Well, you interrupted mi- MTT: With a chance to perform the OTHER verse I wrote that flows WAY better! Don’t mind if I do! AHEM! *note* Now then, darlin’, if you would, please, grab that fake SOUL there... It’s right on that cupboard, stretching high. *ZOOM* IN THE AIR (In the air, in the air) Better rush to grab it, Dodging military-grade food ammo The clock is ticking don’t forget to stop and show You’re fabulous (You’re fabulous) So fabulous (so fabulous) There’s always time to look as lovely as you can be We’ve had a cake already done this whole time You call it fake, I call it super sublime So just be fabulous, just like meee! VERSE 3: STILTED FEEL, VERY NEWS SHOW LIKE. Greetings, viewers, and good evening Stay right in your seat Because this report will knock you right Off your feet (Off your feet, off your feet!) I’ve assigned a field agent to follow my directions with care So, please make your selection.... (cut to speech) Ah. Breaking news, folks. A dog exists somewhere. (resume song) Also, it’s a bomb and so is everything nearby. But, don’t worry, you’re perfectly safe. (THAT’S A LIE!) That’s a lie that’s a lie! Better get diffusing, if you want to die much later than now. To make it less confusing.... (cut to speech) Mettaton reporting live to tell you how. (resume to song) Be punctual Be accurate Be everything and everyone you need to be (suddenly slowed) But don’t forget, it’s not for your glory, a newsman must tell the peoples’ story.... (cut to speech) ...yeah, nevermind. this isn’t me. LOAD THE LAST VERSE! *Computer clicking sounds* Oh, forgot about this. I’m so sorry, I was supposed to load it backstage... PLEASE FORGIVE ME, AUDIENCE! UNTIL THIS WITH ME! *mettaton storms backstage* VERSE 4: Jazzy take on muffet that turns super huge broadway ending with a minor emotional tinge. Oh my love... STEP RIGHT ON IN NOTHIN’ BUT SMILES NO WAY TO LEAVE STAY FOR AWHILE... I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! SPIDERY SONG WITH 10 PERCENT MORE METALLIC TONG WHAT YOU ALL ASKED FOR FROM YOUR BIGGEST STAR! YOU KNOW MAYBE (you know maybe) I’D SING WHAT I PLANNED BUT IT’S TIME TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS SO NO WORRIES (so no worries) I’LL PROMOTE MY BRAND AND STAY PROPERLY PERCHED AT THE TOP! Stick with me Act like me Fight like me And, Darling you’ll beeeeee Fabulous! So fabulous! It’s my MTT-Award Winning Phillosophy! ’Cos once you’ve bowed at that final curtain call You’re not allowed to feel sad or hurt at all! Darling, you’ll be fabulous You’ll be just fine if you’re fabulous You’ll be fabulous just like meeeeee! (Darlin’ you’ll be fabulous just like me.) YEAAAAAAH!