swordfishtrombone performed by tom waits
Well, he came home from the war
With a party in his head
And modified Brougham DeVille
And a pair of legs that opened up like butterfly wings
And a mad dog that wouldn’t sit still
He went and took up with a Salvation Army band girl
Who played dirty water on a swordfishtrombone
He went to sleep at the bottom of Tenkiller lake
And he said “gee, but it’s great to be home“
Well, he came home from the war with a party in his head
And an idea for a fireworks display
And he knew that he’d be ready with a stainless steel machete
And a half a pint of Ballentine’s each day
And he holed up in room above a hardware store
Cryin’ nothing there but Hollywood tears
He put a spell on some poor little Crutchfield girl
And stayed like that for twenty-seven years
He packed up all his expectations, he lit out for California
With a flyswatter banjo on his knee
With a lucky tiger in his angel hair a