I’ve been around the world twice, talked to everybody once,
Seen two white whales fuck, been to three world fairs, I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.
I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter-pusher around.
I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m an American Naval UDT/SEAL diver,
that’s a rootin, tootin, lootin, shootin, parachutin, double cap cripping, scuba diving, Ka-bar carrying, Rolex wearing FROGMAN!!!
There’s no sky too high, no sea to deep, no muff to tuff,
we dive at five and that’s no jive,
that’s eat, fuck, suck, nibble, bite, chew,
hog style, dog style, any kinda style,
wine, dine, intertwine, masturbate, ejaculate, copulate, ream, steam and dry clean,
and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.
If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump because this Frogman has been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers, boys.”