Straight White Man w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - Make Happy

[MC #1] Bo Burnham - Straight White Male Lyrics Make Happy Tour Full Lyrics: Walking around, I’ve got no one to talk to There’s everyone, and then there’s just me If I could change, don’t you think that I’d do it God only knows why he cursed me to be a straight white male I state my problems other people roll their eyes Three trips to the mall and zero khakis in my size I’ve never been the victim of a random search for drugs But you can’t say my life is easy until you’ve walked a mile in my UGGs Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead The women want rights The gays want kids Can’t you just leave us alone? And also, no, to the things you asked for Everyone thinks that I’ve got it easy Just ’cause it’s true, doesn’t mean that it’s right So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork Give me a chance to show you what it’s like to be a straig