THE QUICKEST WAY TO FAIL ENGLISH LITERATURE [2]

a quick message to anyone who findeth this offensive to William Shakespeare: I biteth my thumb at ye, you snobbish canker-blossoms! gravely though, i has’t an exam tomorrow (aye, another one) now that i’ve hath spent mine evening on... this... instead of doing mine revision, i’m totally getting that a* ’cause examiners beest lovin’ mine essays like seriously guys, i’m so good at this, i can shakespeare ... or just stand in the examination hall holding one (get it? get it?) *tumbleweed*