You Can Touch My Boobies - Rachel Bloom

A sexy music video that takes place inside the mind of a 12 year-old boy. BUY RACHEL’S ALBUM: BUY T-SHIRTS: Starring Rachel Bloom Written by Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen Directed by Paul Briganti Edited by Paul Briganti Additional Direction by David Sidorov Cinematography by Paul Rondeau Video Produced by Laura Willcox Choreography by Katie Lee Hill Epic Boobkart made by Paul Rondeau Song Produced by Jack Dolgen and Mike Geier “aka MacGyver“ at the Hidden Studio Dancers: Katie Lee Hill, Christina Calph, Aleka Emerson, Alexa Silvaggio Golda Meir (Actor): Marilyn Seide Golda Meir (Voice): Nicole Shabtai Jeffrey Goldstein: Alex Ash Additional vocals: Tess Paras Set Design: Steve Regina Makeup: Emilia Adamkiewicz Production Assistant: Caitlin Raftery Special thanks to Jonathan Levin, Julia Nathan and Max Ash Website: Twitter: Facebook fan page: LYRICS: (spoken) Hey Jeffrey Goldstein. Looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again. Well that’s okay. ’Cause now, you’re about to have a dream! And not just any sexy dream! Sex. Sex. Sexy sex. Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein to a fantasy. Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt, give yourself to me. No need to check the lock, ’cause your parents are at Benihana. Throw away the sock, Now come in close I know you wanna... We’re gonna have some fun tonight ’Cause you can touch my boobies. Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right. ’Cause you can touch my boobies. We’re gonna have some fun tonight ’Cause you can touch my boobies. Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right. ’Cause you can touch my boobies. Sex sex sexy sex boner boner uterus. Saturday night and the music’s pumpin’ at the family fun plex. We’ll lick tongues in a go-kart, and you’ll tell me fun facts about minerals. Now I’m dressed like the lady from that cookie wrapper in the trash! I’ll show you my vagina which is located on my stomach somewhere! We’re gonna have some fun tonight ’Cause you can touch my boobies. Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right. ’Cause you can touch my boobies. We’re gonna have some fun tonight ’Cause you can touch my boobies. (spoken) Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz?! For that you can touch my boobies. Sex Sex sexy sex boner boner uterus fallopian fallopian the pillow in the living room. Jeffrey! This is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel! You’re disgusting! You are perverted! You have brought shame on your family and the Jewish people! You are going to be a rapist! Boooooooobs! We’re gonna have some fun tonight ’Cause you can touch my boobies. (Labia). Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right. ’Cause you can touch my boobies. (Outer labia). We’re gonna have some fun tonight ’Cause you can touch my boobies. (You’re sick!) Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right, ’Cause you can touch my boobies.’ (Put your schmekel away!) (Sex sex sexy sex) You can touch my boobies! (Boner boner uterus) You can touch my boobies! (Fallopian Fallopian) You can touch my boobies! (I see you staring at your dog’s pussy!) You can touch my boobies.