Как правильно пить водку/How to drink vodka. (Eng sub)
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How to drink vodka correctly.
And hello again, Alcobard is with you, and this means that we will drink something again,
and at the same time we will talk about it. So: I said before, I say now, and I will always say that it is best to drink vodka by mouth. That’s what we drink first.
So - the first mistake that many people make: the most important thing is when they cool vodka to fluidity like teetotaler’s snot, you never need to do this at all, vodka should not be at room temperature, a little cooler, but vodka from the freezer is a perversion, take my word for it , and for you, my dears, and since I don’t have a snack after the first one, we will continue further. Vodka should be drunk in doses of 50 or more, at least half a shot. Hipsters and girls can get thirty, and why has everyone seen this more than once - pour me a couple of drops, I’ll drink this - they frown, cry, suffer, call their mother and, as a result, it’s generally bad, because vodka must go inside, there, and not leave unpleasant sensations somewhere here. for this, in general, and drink the second, and move on to the snack. appetizer is a controversial phenomenon. On the one hand, it steals a degree - this is bad, on the other hand - it allows you not to get drunk.
And now let’s talk about how to actually get drunk or not get drunk. In general, in this whole process there is only one rule - do not get drunk on firewood, but if it doesn’t work out, then at least don’t get drunk on firewood before others. Even before the booze, guys, activated charcoal - that’s a pack. We devour all ten pills and with black teeth we go to visit to drink vodka. Of course, they will laugh at you - but you will have the last laugh. Potatoes - yes, fatty meat and so on - yes. The option with sunflower oil, as some advise, is bullshit, it will smash it like that, but not immediately, and the effect of sunflower oil is strange, that is, you will never understand when it will end, and you may simply not notice this moment of transition - I just had a normal person and already in snot in half a minute, it happens.
Remember: for not getting drunk. The most interesting part is how to get drunk if someone really needs it. Option one - just drink vodka with mineral water, and more mineral water. There is a better option - about this I will somehow write down a separate video about mixing, so to speak, vodka with beer, I still can’t get together, and the most important thing: whether you smoke or don’t smoke, be sure to smoke. And not one or two, but better half a pack at once - it’s better to going to your head. In general, there is an extreme cool option - drank / lit a cigarette, drank / lit a cigarette and no snacks. The effect is the most beautiful. You are driving in the morning, but you want to thump, and so that it becomes good. but you can drink as much - well, 150. We take glasses. We take a lot of glasses, more than here, but this is how many you can find. Pour there literally capitol. Arrange glasses along the path, from the kitchen to the bedroom, on the floor. Methodology: approached, leaned over, lifted, drank, leaned over, set, took a step - leaned over, lifted, drank, leaned over, set, walked a step, and so on.
And when you crawl to the bed, then you can no longer turn over at all. An evening with Bulbash is good...
Well, after any drinking, morning inevitably comes. What I do: I recommend a technique to you. Shower, mineral water and self-flagellation for yesterday. If all this does not help, you can also throw a spasmalgon tablet on top, it will feel better. And now the most interesting thing is how to make sure that nothing hurts in the morning and everything is fine. Here, guys, there are only two options that are really effective: the first of them is not to drink at all. The second is to drink every day. I’m probably bowing out on this one. Wait for new releases, like and subscribe to the channel and I’ll drink vodka for now.
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