A hair metal anthem for anyone whose mom is ruining Facebook! Music and lyrics by Blood of TigerCat. Visit for more.
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LYRICS:
You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook.....)
Why’d you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true...
my mom just friended me!
Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered “You’ve Got Mail.“
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted
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