WENDYS AUDITION SONG

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok, Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won’t quit, And I don’t want my breakfast, because it tastes like Shih Tzus make good house pets, they’re cuddly and sweet, Monkeys aren’t good to have, ’cos they like to beat their Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall, The boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt, Mrs. Roberts didn’t like him, but that’s ’cos she’s a Contaminated water, can really make you sick, Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your Dictate what I’m saying, ’cos it will bring you luck, and if you all don’t like it, I don’t give a flying fuck!